Please Date My Product: 3 Sexy Social Media Tips

Did you see the leaked photos for the next Superman movie? There’s a cameo with Ben Aff…oh, that’s interesting, I didn’t realize I could get 6 grams of protein from certain whole grains. That’ll make my…crap, my wife would love that vest for her birthday. How much? That, ladies and gentlemen, is what it’s like to jump inside my mind, as well as that of the average American who pops online the 20 or so average hours per week. Our attention spans, according to a 2015 study done by Microsoft, are getting shorter. How short? So short, they wouldn’t be allowed on any of the rides at Cedar Point. So short, they’d need a booster seat to be considered short. Actually, it’s 8 seconds, down from 12 se


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